Service

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What is Service?

Service is the catch all department of the station. The department is lead by the Head of Personnel, and does various tasks for the station including music, bartending, botany, cooking, clownery, and so on. A few jobs in this department are usually tasked with completing bounties for cargo; for the most part this department is great for new players looking for a low impact role.

Service Jobs

Job Name	Job Description	Difficulty	Requirements
Template:Role	Handle reassignments and permission changes from your desk. Mediate any disputes that can't be solved by the relevant department heads. Handle the service department and their needs.	Medium to Hard	2.5 hours playing as Engineering (Any). 2.5 hours playing as Medical (Any). 2.5 hours playing as Science (Any). 2.5 hours playing as Security (Any). 2.5 hours playing as Command (Any).
Template:Role	Pretend to be a part of sec without actually doing any of the work. Try as hard as you can to get everyone to go into the courthouse at any opportunity. "My CLIENT killed those two botanists in self-defense, Your Honor." Do understand that the Lawyer is not part of security, merely has access.	Easy	2.5 hours of playtime.
Template:Role	Keep the station's crew docile and drunk. Take their oddly specific requests and make them at your beer and soda machines. You have a shotgun, don't be afraid to use it! The bar is one of the most bombed and attacked regions, as there is usually a lot of people there. Give the crew drinks and keep the bar mostly hole-free, and you will do fine.	Easy	30 minutes as Service (Any).
Template:Role	Keep the station fed so that they can continue scurrying around like cockroaches at full speed. Tell botany what to grow and watch in horror as they only grow wheat. Be praised by everyone for being the first Chef in station history to do your job.	Medium	30 minutes as Service (Any).
Template:Role	Grow enough food to stop the chef from seeking "alternative sources". Grow lots of wheat, and when you get tired of that, grow weed. Make weed smoothies and spike drinks with nettles. Flood the station with killer tomatoes. Just keep growing plants, and you'll do great! If you want to be useful to other departments, it is recommended to grow medical plants. Merely ask your local chemist of what they need grown. The chemist also supplies you with many useful reagents!	Easy
Template:Role	Preach to crew members and aid them in their journeys to spiritual oneness. Make the doctors jealous of your ability to regrow organs with the power of the flying spaghetti monster. Watch someone eat the moldy bread and die. Encourage your crewmates to convert to a Nar'Sie worshipper	Easy
Template:Role	Try to keep the station clean of spills. Use your mop to clean up spills by replacing them with puddles. Ignore the woes of man with your no slip shoes, engaging in schadenfreude as you point at the wet floor sign. Cry when you come across a mess of items that can't go into your trash bag. Watch as people complain about you not cleaning areas you don't have access to. Watch as people complain when you clean those areas anyway.	Easy
Template:Role	Write on some paper and have people glance at it and shrug. Get fed up and break into the bridge, announcing D&D in the library. Play D&D for the rest of the round with the captain.	Easy
Template:Role	Play MIDIs at deafening volumes. Bum around in the bar and flex your knowledge on obscure bands. Pester Cargo for more instruments.	Easy	Download some MIDI files.
Template:Role	Play as the objectively strongest role in the game due to your innate ability to create invisible walls with permanent uptime! Realize you can't just engage in mindless dickery because of your inability to speak. Learn how to engage in refined dickery. Get your PDA stolen while you are writing out a 20+ word custom emote.	Easy	4 hours of playtime.
Template:Role	Make the station laugh. Tell jokes. Perform elaborate pranks. Hit the Nukie with a banana pie and snap their gun in half while they watch in horror. Ideally, you want everyone else to be laughing with you. Being a clown is not an excuse to be an asshole.	Easy	Be funny.
Template:Role	Be a slightly more useful passenger. Learn the other civilian level jobs stress free. Observe the other civilian jobs in their natural habitat before taking on their various responsibilities and challenges. This role is a recommended starter role once you get your space legs (get used to controls).	Easy	30 minutes as Service (Any).
Template:Role	Enjoy your stay and while at it steal someone's clothes and job. Bully the local sentient machinery. Get in trouble for breaking into rooms. Save the Station when least expected. The true egoist experience, beholden to none. Ŕ̶̠e̵̕ͅs̵͕̑ì̵̡s̴̳͠t̶̤̔ ̵̯̕t̴̫́h̸̨͛e̵͓̓ ̷͍̏c̸̲̄a̴̯͒l̴̹̆l̸̘̍ ̶͔͂o̷̠͐f̴̗̔ ̷̱͂ț̸̄h̵̲̓e̵̪̊ ̷͚͑T̶̖̾ǐ̷̝ď̴͙e̴̬͋,̶̺́	Very Easy