Accents

Accents in SS14 are spread between two categories, full replacements (mice, zombies, crabs, etc.) and word replacements (dwarf, rat king, chef mustache, etc.), certain accents have a replacement chance (from now on "WRC") property which defines the chance of a word being replaced.

Accents can be acquired innately, through specific items, or as a character trait.

Replacement types

Type	Entities
Full replacement accents	Cats Dogs Mice Muffled individuals Silicons Xenos Zombies Moth Zombies Generic aggressive mobs Ducks Chickens Pigs Kangaroos Slimes Mothroaches Crabs Kobolds Nymphs
Word replacement accents	Mobster Italian Dwarf Pirate Southern Chat sanitization - this is a special accent that is almost universally applied to player-controlled entities.(?) Liar

List of all full-accent replacement sentences

Entity	Replacement variations
Cat	Meow! Mrrrow! Hhsss! Brrow. Meow? Miau.
Dog	Bark! Bork! Woof! Arf. Grrr.
Mouse	Squeak! Piep! Chuu! Eeee! Pip! Fwiep! Heep!
Mumble (Muffled)	Mmfph! Mmmf mrrfff! Mmmf mnnf!
Silicon	Beep. Boop. Whirr. Beep-boop.
Xeno	Hiss. Hisssss! Hisssuuu... Hiss...!
Zombie	Gruaahhhh... Mmuaaaa.. Braainnssss... Grrrrr... Ouuaahhhhh... Graaaaaooohhlll... Brainsss... Braaaiiinnsss.. Braughhh... Breshhhh... Graaaaaa...
Moth Zombie	Clothessss... Shooooesss... Liiiiight... Laaamps... Haaaatsss... Hatttssss... Scarffsss...
Generic Aggressive	Grr! Rrrr! Grr... Grrow!!
Duck	Quack! Quack. Quack? Quack quack!
Chicken	Cluck! Cluck. Cluck? Cluck cluck!
Pig	Oink. Oink? Oink! Oink oink!
Kangaroo	Grr! Hisss! Shreak! Chuu!
Slimes	Blyump. Blimpuf? Blump! Bluuump... Blabl blump!
Mothroach	Chirp!
Crab	Click. Click-clack! Clack? Tipi-tap! Clik-tap. Cliliick.
Kobold	Yip! Grrar. Yap! Bip. Screet? Gronk! Hiss! Eeee! Yip.
Nymph	Chirp! Churr... Cheep? Chrrup!

Word-accent replacements by entity

Mobster

Word	Replacement
Prefix #1	Nyehh,"
Boss Suffix #1	, see?"
Boss Suffix #2	, fugeddaboutit.
Boss Suffix #3	, capiche?‎
Minion Suffix #1	, yeah!"
Minion Suffix #2	, boss says!
let me	lemme
should	oughta
the	da
them	dem
attack	whack
kill	whack
murder	whack
dead	sleepin' with da fishies
hey	ey'o
hi	ey'o
hello	ey'o
rules	roolz
you	yous
have to	gotta
going to	boutta
about to	boutta
here	'ere

Italian

Word	Replacement
assistant	goombah
assistants	goombahs
baby	bambino
bad	molto male
bye	arrivederci
captain	capitano
cheese	parmesano
cook	cook-a
could	could-a
dad	pappa
good	molto bene
greytide	curvisti
greytider	curvisti
greytiders	curvisti
hello	ciao
it's	it's-a
make	make-a
meat	prosciutto
mom	mamma
my	my-a
nuke	spiciest-a meatball
op	greek
operative	greek
operatives	greeks
sec	polizia
security	polizia
secoff	polizia
shitcurity	carabinieri
shitsec	carabinieri
sing	sing-a
spaghetti	SPAGHETT
spicy	a-spicy
thanks	grazie
thing	thing-a
traitor	mafioso
traitors	mafioso
use	use-a
want	want-a
what's	what's-a
who's	who's-a
whose	whose-a
why	for-a what reason
wine	vino
passenger	goombah
passengers	goombahs
i'm	i'm-a

Dwarf

Word	Replacement
girl	lassie
boy	laddie
man	lad
woman	lass
do	dae
don't	dinnae
dont	dinnae
i'm	A'm
im	am
going	gaun
know	ken
i	Ah
you're	ye're
youre	yere
you	ye
i'll	A'll
ill	all
of	ae
was	wis
can't	cannae
cant	cannae
yourself	yersel
where	whaur
oh	ach
little	wee
small	wee
shit	shite
yeah	aye
yea	aye
yes	aye
too	tae
my	me
not	nae
dad	da
mom	maw
newbie	greenbeard
noob	greenbeard
noobie	greenbeard
professional	greybeard
veteran	greybeard
fuck	sod
would	wou
should	shou
could	cou
would've	wou'hae
should've	shou'hae
could've	cou'hae
wouldve	wouhae
shouldve	shouhae
couldve	couhae
would'nt	wou'nae
should'nt	shou'nae
could'nt	cou'nae
wouldnt	wounae
shouldnt	shounae
couldnt	counae
have	hae
no	nae
to	ta
the	tha
have	hae
are	be
is	be
am	be
food	grub
have	hae
hey	oi
what	wot
where	whaur
when	wen
myself	mesel
himself	hesel
herself	shesel
move	moev
moving	moeven
wasn't	wis'nae
wasnt	wisnae
wizard	wizer
fool	wazzok
have	hae
for	fer
about	abut
ow	och
small	wee
tiny	tinnae
baby	babee
after	efter
gonna	gaun'ae
going to	gaun'ae
gone	gaun
talk	blather
talking	blatherin'
now	nou
talked	blathered
give	gie
gimme	gie's
give me	gie's
do you	d'ye
with	wi
without	wi'ou
whether	we'er
ever	e'er
whenever	wen'er
whatever	wot'er
how	hou
however	hou'er
think	reckon
hamlet	hammy
hampster	hammy
nukie	reddie
nuclear op	reddie
nuclear operative	reddie
nuclear agent	reddie
more	maer
moreover	maero'er
over	o'er
human	humi
dwarf	dorf
slime	oozi
rat	raki
arachnid	aranaki
spider	hisser
isn't	be'nae
aren't	be'nae
ain't	be'nae
isnt	benae
arent	benae
aint	benae
zombie	rotter
zomb	rotter
clown	honki
cluwn	hunki
carp	fin
crusher	axe
coward	leaflover
idiot	dobber
stupid	diteit
officer	bobby
seccie	bobby
a	ae

Pirate

Word	Replacement
Prefix #1	Arrgh
Prefix #2	Garr
Prefix #3	Yarr
Prefix #4	Yarrgh
my	me
you	ya
hello	ahoy
yes	aye
is	be
there	thar
friend	heartie
dude	matey
buddy	heartie
hi	ahoy
hey	oye
money	dubloons
cash	doubloons
crate	coffer
hello	ahoy
treasure	booty
attention	avast
stupid	parrot-brained
idiot	seadog
your	yere
song	shanty
music	shanty
no	nay
are	arrr
ow	argh
ouch	argh
passenger	landlubber
tider	landlubber
captain	cap'n
pistol	flintlock
rifle	musket
ammo	gunpowder

Cowboy

Word	Replacement
alcohol	firewater
alien	space critter
aliens	space critters
ambush	bush whack
angry	fit to be tied
animal	critter
animals	critters
arrest	lasso
arrested	lassoed
bomb	dynamite
borg	tin man
bye	so long
cell	pokey
chef	cookie
coffee	black water
confused	stumped
cool	slick
corpse	dead meat
cow	dogie
cows	dogies
crazy	cracked
cyborg	tin man
dad	pappy
drunk	soaked
explosive	dynamite
fast	lickety split
fight	scrap
food	grub
friend	partner
goodbye	so long
greytide	varmints
greytider	varmint
greytiders	varmints
group	possee
guess	reckon
gun	big iron
handcuff	hog tie
handcuffed	hog tied
hell	tarnation
hello	howdy
hey	howdy
hi	howdy
hungry	peckish
idiot	dunderhead
intending	fixing
jail	pokey
liqour	firewater
lot	heap
lots	heaps
mouth	bazoo
nervous	rattled
ninja	bushwhacker
ninjas	bushwhackers
noise	ruckus
nukies	outlaws
operator	outlaw
operators	outlaws
ops	outlaws
pal	partner
party	shindig
passenger	greenhorn
passengers	greenhorns
planning	fixing
please	pray
punch	lick
punched	slogged
ran	skedaddled
robbery	stick up
run	skedaddle
running	skedaddling
scream	holler
screamed	hollered
screaming	hollering
sec	law
secoff	deputy
security	law
shitsec	crooked law
shoe	boot
shoes	boots
steal	rustle
stole	rustled
stolen	rustled
story	yarn
thank you	much obliged
thanks	much obliged
thief	rustler
thieves	rustlers
think	reckon
tired	dragged out
toilet	outhouse
totally	plumb
traitor	outlaw
traitors	outlaws
very	mighty
worried	rattled
wow	by gum
yell	holler
yelled	hollered
yelling	hollering

Southern

Word	Replacement
you all	y'all
you guys	y'all
isn't	ain't
is not	ain't
aren't	ain't
are not	ain't

Chat sanitization

Word	Replacement
omg	oh my god
omfg	oh my fucking god
ong	on god
wtf	what the fuck
wth	what the heck
tf	the fuck
afaik	as far as i know
ik	i know
ikr	i know, right
idc	i dont care
tbh	to be honest
lmk	let me know
ur	your
ffs	for fuck's sake
iirc	if i remember correctly
np	no problem
omw	on my way
nvm	nevermind
imo	in my opinion
pls	please
plz	please
plox	please
fr	for real
brb	be right back
btw	by the way
jk	just kidding
thx	thanks
ty	thank you
afk	ssd
stfu	shut the fuck up
gtg	got to go
gl	good luck
hbu	how about you
hmu	hit me up
gtfo	get the fuck out
wdym	what do you mean
mf	motherfucker
etc	etcetera
etc.	etcetera
wyd	what are you doing
ofc	of course
ig	i guess
tbf	to be fair
tysm	thank you so much
tyvm	thank you very much
cya	see ya
rn	right now
atm	at the moment

Liar, WRC 15%

Word	Replacement
yes	no
no	yes
yeah	nah
nah	yeah
yep	nope
nope	yep
sure	nah
was	wasnt
wasnt	was
was	wasnt
is	isnt
will	wont
dont	!BLANK!
can	cant
cant	can
should	shouldnt
dead	alive
alive	dead
does	doesnt
did	didnt
didnt	!BLANK!
nothing	something
something	nothing
somebody	nobody
nobody	somebody
can	"can't"
"can't"	can
should	"shouldn't"
do	"don't"
"don't"	!BLANK!
does	"doesn't"
did	"didn't"
"didn't"	did
ye OR ya	na
na	ye
yuh	nuh
nuh	yuh
love	hate
hate	love
like	don't like
good	bad
bad	good
want	"don't want"
not	!BLANK!