Jobs
Civilian Jobs
| Job Name | Job Description | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| Assistant | Faff about, keep the bartender company, annoy the janitor. Or be useful and ask the Head of Personnel for a real job. | Easy |
| Bartender | Serve drinks, yell at the chef to make more pizza, whip your shotgun out when fist fights start. | Easy |
| Botanist | Ignore the chef and only grow weed, supply the clown with unlimited bananas. | Easy |
| Chaplain | Run around telling people the good word of "god", attempt to make contact with "god." | Easy |
| Chef | Spend 20 minutes trying to figure out how to make a burger, serve the Captain a burger made from the Head of Personnel. | Medium |
| Clown | Annoying as many people as you can before Security detains you. Honk. | Self-Hating |
| Janitor | Clean up the messes left by Assistants and Clowns. Weirdly be the most respected person on the station. | Easy |
| Mime | -shrugs and give thumbsup- | Easy |
Cargo Jobs
| Job Name | Job Description | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| Cargo Technician | Order pizza and monkies, not actually order what departments ask for. | Easy |
| Quartermaster | Attempt to wrangle the Cargo Technicians into being useful. Fail. | Medium |
Engineering Jobs
| Job Name | Job Description | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| Station Engineer | Attempt to set up the singularity engine, set up an antimatter engine instead. Accidentally drift off into space. | Medium |
Security Jobs
| Job Name | Job Description | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| Security Officer | Harass the clown, beat people up with the stun baton until an admin BWOINKs you. | Medium |
| Warden | Make sure people don't die in the cells, protect the armory from the power hungry Captain and mimes. | Hard |
Medical Jobs
| Job Name | Job Description | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| Chemist | Forget middle school science. Blow your self up "accidentally" 3 minutes into the round. Pump out pills and drugs for the crew. | Medium |
| Medical Doctor | Scan people then finish them off so you can clone them. Drag dead bodies around. | Medium |
Science Jobs
| Job Name | Job Description | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| Scientist | Get bored and supply assistants with weapons. Or build the chemistry equipment and pretend to be a Chemist. | Easy |
Command Jobs
| Job Name | Job Description | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| Captain | Go to the bar for a drink, go missing 5 minutes into the round. Body is never found. | Hard |
| Chief Engineer | Try and stop the Engineers and Assistants from spewing plasma everywhere. Use the RCD to blast holes in the floor on accident. | Hard |
| Chief Medical Officer | Be the only useful doctor in the MedBay. Complain that the Chemists aren't making medicine. | Medium |
| Head of Personnel | Give yourself an all access ID, make the Clown a Janitor, go around and yell at people for not doing their jobs. | Hard |
| Head of Security | Immediately raid the armory then get disarmed by an assistant in the bar. | Hard |
| Research Director | Wander around the station in your fancy hard suit and have people forget you're a command job. | Medium |